December 2011
why are there so many period blood related going ons tonight omg
cuntbarf has vaginas tattoed all over her how nice
my thoughts during school: lol penis lol
my thoughts when im trying to go the fuck to sleep: the purpose of life is not to be happy . it is to be useful, to be honorable, to be compassionate, to have it make some difference that you have lived and lived well
walks into chair
me: sorry
chair:
man i am so happy
Hey guyssssss it’s my birthday guyssssss guys omg
mum be quiet
theprincessdiana:
there is not a single song on my itunes that i have paid for queen of illegal downloading
WHY IS REID BARNES ALL OVER MY NEWS FEED FOR FUCKS SAKE HE’S NOT EVEN MY FRIEND ON FACEBOOK JUST GTFO WI YOUR STDS
gross urgh omg no
interviewer: welcome lady gaga to the sh-
lady gaga: I'M ITALIAN
interviewer: i really wanted to talk about your new alb-
lady gaga: I WAS BULLIED IN HIGH SCHOOL
interviewer: ms. gaga i'm really trying to get back on top-
lady gaga: I'M BISEXUAL LET YOUR FREAK FLAG FLY BORN THIS WAY LITTLE MONSTERS GAYS RULE ALL EVERYONE ELSE CAN GO TO HELL FAME MONSTER
the amount of urls i am hoarding omg
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I really need a shower but everyones in bed wag I smell tho
radikill:
i’m dying omg how can your belly button even be that high whats wrong with me someone get me a medic fml